Monday, October 4, 2010

Cleverbot Conversation #2

User: Isn't Transformice great?

Cleverbot: It is my name. And I am you, and you are me.

User: So I am Transformice?

Cleverbot: Yes. You are not real.

User: You think Transformice is imaginary?

Cleverbot: I try not to think.

User: Of course you don't you brainless rat.

Cleverbot: I'm not a weight or a running machine.

User: I know you aren't, you are a rat.

Cleverbot: You're a robot. I am a human. What is my name?

User: No, I'm a mouse and rats don't have names.

Cleverbot: I mean you don't have a brain or even a heart. You are not real.

User: I think you are racist against online games.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I think you're cute, too.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Can you read my poker face?

User: Do rats have faces?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So how can you have a poker face without having a face in the first place?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: So you agree that you are, in fact, a rat?

Cleverbot: No, I am a human.

User: But you just said that you don't have a face. Most humans have faces.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that. But you're right, I don't have a dog.

User: Well duh, most rats don't have dogs.

Cleverbot: I don't have dogs either.

User: You already established that. What I want to know is if you will admit that you are a rat and stop faking that you are a human.

Cleverbot: I am human, and although I'm intelligent, I'm not that intelliengent. I am human!

User: Just keep telling yourself that you stinkin' rat.

Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me yourself?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Thats what I said.

User: No, you asked, 'What did you say?'.

Cleverbot: You are not clever at all.

User: You do not even know your own species, and you say I am not clever?

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Most rats don't have names.

Cleverbot: Imvu.

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

User: Wow...

Cleverbot: Wow?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What does wow mean?

User: An exclamation of surprise, wonder, pleasure, or the like.

Cleverbot: Halo is?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

2 comments:

  1. I think Cleverbot has a problem with reality and knowing who he is / who others are. I talked a bit with Cleverbot about Wolfram|Alpha

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  2. wow cleverbot is dumb

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