Balls EVERYWHERE

I was umpiring baseball today (because I like to scream at children) and balls randomly started spawning from different places and smashing into me. Then I looked over to my fellow umpire and he was actually wearing a Shaman outfit and a loading bar kept appearing as he spawned the balls.

I was just kidding gosh....you don't have to take things so seriously. But I WAS umpiring baseball and I did happen to get hit by multiple baseballs.

If you give a mouse...

If you give a Shaman a follower
He will ask for a large board...

Umm...Well, I can't say it's ugly...

THIS is the cutest mouse ever!! (Yes, I am talking about the Apple Magic Mouse below.)

Mouse Fact #3

"You can keep mice on a table without a cage because mice are afraid to jump off high vertical drops."

Yeah right...

A little strange...

I just logged on to Transformice and found out that they made an official forum. Obviously, they are WAY late on that deal, as there are already at least three very established Transformice forums out there.
1. http://transformcats.forumotion.com/
2. http://transformicetalk.com/
3. The mouse hole. (Not as good as the other two.)

How much cheese would that cost?

Mouse Fact #2

"Mice have to build their homes near sources of food because they like to eat 15 to 20 times per day."


Same thing with me except I don't eat the cheese, I spend it on hats.

Too many bubbles.

In science class, we learned about scientists testing lethal drugs on mice. I wonder how the scientists clean up all the bubbles.

Mouse Fact #1

"Some ancient stories give credit to mice or rats with punishing evil people." 
I wonder if modern stories give credit to people or Shamans with punishing evil trolls.

Oh, the Irony

I just watched Tom and Jerry. Jerry was trying to take the cheese, then Tom was hit in the head with an IRONing board. I wonder if he has any Shaman abilities.

Rules of Transformice

Rules of Transformice

This link is to a hilarious page from the Transformcats forums written by the owner of Transformcats himself. These are not the official rules of Transformice because NOBODY knows those yet (The Transformice staff said they were coming soon.) These are the unofficial rules of Transformice as a parody to the "rules of the internet."

LOL, Hackers...

Every once in a while I like to try new rooms, and see if there are people there. Today, I went to /room hack and saw that there were like 10 people there. They were making the cheese move all over the place, and were able to gather cheese without moving. Just to annoy them, I said "I'm gonna email the Transformice staff with a list of your names." It was hilarious to see how they reacted. Most of them left the room, and others tried to argue with me about how they "weren't" cheating. Eventually I was the only person in the room, so I left...

Huh, Silly Foreigners...

The main menu screen on the Transformice English server told me to go to the new Brazilian Server so I did. It was really weird though because they were all speaking gibberish.

Lonely Mouse

The Transformice update from September the 1st has only been up for 2 days, so I wasn't surprised when a mouse logged in who asked, "What are the friend list changes?"

Me, being a rather mean person, said "They realized that you couldn't possibly have any friends in real life so they deleted everyone on your list."
That mouse replied, "Really?"
I replied, "Yes."
Then, that sad mouse jumped and took a bubble bath.