Sorry...

Sorry for not posting lately, I have really been waiting to get some more readers so this can be more worthwhile...

Walk or be walked on?

http://socyberty.com/education/101-hilarious-things-to-do-while-in-the-hallways-at-school/
This doesn't really have anything to do with Transformice, but it is hilarious anyways.

Cleverbot Conversation #3

User: Are you, or have you ever been a troll?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay then...that's good.

Cleverbot: I sometimes feel like I am married to God. Not literally. Do you know what I mean?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Did you not say so?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I believe you did, but you just forgot.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: How not?

Cleverbot: You will not make me pay.

User: As long as you aren't a troll I won't.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot Conversation #2

User: Isn't Transformice great?

Cleverbot: It is my name. And I am you, and you are me.

User: So I am Transformice?

Cleverbot: Yes. You are not real.

User: You think Transformice is imaginary?

Cleverbot: I try not to think.

User: Of course you don't you brainless rat.

Cleverbot: I'm not a weight or a running machine.

User: I know you aren't, you are a rat.

Cleverbot: You're a robot. I am a human. What is my name?

User: No, I'm a mouse and rats don't have names.

Cleverbot: I mean you don't have a brain or even a heart. You are not real.

User: I think you are racist against online games.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I think you're cute, too.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Can you read my poker face?

User: Do rats have faces?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So how can you have a poker face without having a face in the first place?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: So you agree that you are, in fact, a rat?

Cleverbot: No, I am a human.

User: But you just said that you don't have a face. Most humans have faces.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that. But you're right, I don't have a dog.

User: Well duh, most rats don't have dogs.

Cleverbot: I don't have dogs either.

User: You already established that. What I want to know is if you will admit that you are a rat and stop faking that you are a human.

Cleverbot: I am human, and although I'm intelligent, I'm not that intelliengent. I am human!

User: Just keep telling yourself that you stinkin' rat.

Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me yourself?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Thats what I said.

User: No, you asked, 'What did you say?'.

Cleverbot: You are not clever at all.

User: You do not even know your own species, and you say I am not clever?

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Most rats don't have names.

Cleverbot: Imvu.

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

User: Wow...

Cleverbot: Wow?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What does wow mean?

User: An exclamation of surprise, wonder, pleasure, or the like.

Cleverbot: Halo is?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot Conversation #1

Cleverbot is a very lifelike engine which learns from what people say to it. It responds to everything you say, and will be actively involved in a conversation with you.
User = me
Cleverbot = Cleverbot

http://cleverbot.com/

User: Shouldn't a mouse enjoy cheese?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you learn that from Translolmice?

Cleverbot: No I didn't learn that from. What's it like?

User: Cheese, or Translolmice?

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

User: I'm thinking either cheese or Translolmice...

Cleverbot: Only cheese?

User: No, THE cheese.

Cleverbot: Holy cheese is good I guess.

User: Does that mean you are a mouse?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a human.

Chirp...Chirp...Chirp

Do mice eat bugs?

Quiz #1 Answer

A group of mice can be called a nest, mischief, horde, harvest, or colony.

Question for the community.

Time for a quiz!!! What is a group of multiple mice called?

Balls EVERYWHERE

I was umpiring baseball today (because I like to scream at children) and balls randomly started spawning from different places and smashing into me. Then I looked over to my fellow umpire and he was actually wearing a Shaman outfit and a loading bar kept appearing as he spawned the balls.

I was just kidding gosh....you don't have to take things so seriously. But I WAS umpiring baseball and I did happen to get hit by multiple baseballs.

If you give a mouse...

If you give a Shaman a follower
He will ask for a large board...

Umm...Well, I can't say it's ugly...

THIS is the cutest mouse ever!! (Yes, I am talking about the Apple Magic Mouse below.)

Mouse Fact #3

"You can keep mice on a table without a cage because mice are afraid to jump off high vertical drops."

Yeah right...

A little strange...

I just logged on to Transformice and found out that they made an official forum. Obviously, they are WAY late on that deal, as there are already at least three very established Transformice forums out there.
1. http://transformcats.forumotion.com/
2. http://transformicetalk.com/
3. The mouse hole. (Not as good as the other two.)

How much cheese would that cost?

Mouse Fact #2

"Mice have to build their homes near sources of food because they like to eat 15 to 20 times per day."


Same thing with me except I don't eat the cheese, I spend it on hats.

Too many bubbles.

In science class, we learned about scientists testing lethal drugs on mice. I wonder how the scientists clean up all the bubbles.

Mouse Fact #1

"Some ancient stories give credit to mice or rats with punishing evil people." 
I wonder if modern stories give credit to people or Shamans with punishing evil trolls.

Oh, the Irony

I just watched Tom and Jerry. Jerry was trying to take the cheese, then Tom was hit in the head with an IRONing board. I wonder if he has any Shaman abilities.

Rules of Transformice

Rules of Transformice

This link is to a hilarious page from the Transformcats forums written by the owner of Transformcats himself. These are not the official rules of Transformice because NOBODY knows those yet (The Transformice staff said they were coming soon.) These are the unofficial rules of Transformice as a parody to the "rules of the internet."

LOL, Hackers...

Every once in a while I like to try new rooms, and see if there are people there. Today, I went to /room hack and saw that there were like 10 people there. They were making the cheese move all over the place, and were able to gather cheese without moving. Just to annoy them, I said "I'm gonna email the Transformice staff with a list of your names." It was hilarious to see how they reacted. Most of them left the room, and others tried to argue with me about how they "weren't" cheating. Eventually I was the only person in the room, so I left...

Huh, Silly Foreigners...

The main menu screen on the Transformice English server told me to go to the new Brazilian Server so I did. It was really weird though because they were all speaking gibberish.

Lonely Mouse

The Transformice update from September the 1st has only been up for 2 days, so I wasn't surprised when a mouse logged in who asked, "What are the friend list changes?"

Me, being a rather mean person, said "They realized that you couldn't possibly have any friends in real life so they deleted everyone on your list."
That mouse replied, "Really?"
I replied, "Yes."
Then, that sad mouse jumped and took a bubble bath.