Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Sorry...
Sorry for not posting lately, I have really been waiting to get some more readers so this can be more worthwhile...
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Walk or be walked on?
http://socyberty.com/education/101-hilarious-things-to-do-while-in-the-hallways-at-school/
This doesn't really have anything to do with Transformice, but it is hilarious anyways.
This doesn't really have anything to do with Transformice, but it is hilarious anyways.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Cleverbot Conversation #3
User: Are you, or have you ever been a troll?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay then...that's good.
Cleverbot: I sometimes feel like I am married to God. Not literally. Do you know what I mean?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Did you not say so?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I believe you did, but you just forgot.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: How not?
Cleverbot: You will not make me pay.
User: As long as you aren't a troll I won't.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay then...that's good.
Cleverbot: I sometimes feel like I am married to God. Not literally. Do you know what I mean?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Did you not say so?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I believe you did, but you just forgot.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: How not?
Cleverbot: You will not make me pay.
User: As long as you aren't a troll I won't.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot Conversation #2
User: Isn't Transformice great?
Cleverbot: It is my name. And I am you, and you are me.
User: So I am Transformice?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are not real.
User: You think Transformice is imaginary?
Cleverbot: I try not to think.
User: Of course you don't you brainless rat.
Cleverbot: I'm not a weight or a running machine.
User: I know you aren't, you are a rat.
Cleverbot: You're a robot. I am a human. What is my name?
User: No, I'm a mouse and rats don't have names.
Cleverbot: I mean you don't have a brain or even a heart. You are not real.
User: I think you are racist against online games.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I think you're cute, too.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: Can you read my poker face?
User: Do rats have faces?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So how can you have a poker face without having a face in the first place?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: So you agree that you are, in fact, a rat?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human.
User: But you just said that you don't have a face. Most humans have faces.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. But you're right, I don't have a dog.
User: Well duh, most rats don't have dogs.
Cleverbot: I don't have dogs either.
User: You already established that. What I want to know is if you will admit that you are a rat and stop faking that you are a human.
Cleverbot: I am human, and although I'm intelligent, I'm not that intelliengent. I am human!
User: Just keep telling yourself that you stinkin' rat.
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me yourself?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Thats what I said.
User: No, you asked, 'What did you say?'.
Cleverbot: You are not clever at all.
User: You do not even know your own species, and you say I am not clever?
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Most rats don't have names.
Cleverbot: Imvu.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: Wow...
Cleverbot: Wow?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What does wow mean?
User: An exclamation of surprise, wonder, pleasure, or the like.
Cleverbot: Halo is?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: It is my name. And I am you, and you are me.
User: So I am Transformice?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are not real.
User: You think Transformice is imaginary?
Cleverbot: I try not to think.
User: Of course you don't you brainless rat.
Cleverbot: I'm not a weight or a running machine.
User: I know you aren't, you are a rat.
Cleverbot: You're a robot. I am a human. What is my name?
User: No, I'm a mouse and rats don't have names.
Cleverbot: I mean you don't have a brain or even a heart. You are not real.
User: I think you are racist against online games.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I think you're cute, too.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: Can you read my poker face?
User: Do rats have faces?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So how can you have a poker face without having a face in the first place?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: So you agree that you are, in fact, a rat?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human.
User: But you just said that you don't have a face. Most humans have faces.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. But you're right, I don't have a dog.
User: Well duh, most rats don't have dogs.
Cleverbot: I don't have dogs either.
User: You already established that. What I want to know is if you will admit that you are a rat and stop faking that you are a human.
Cleverbot: I am human, and although I'm intelligent, I'm not that intelliengent. I am human!
User: Just keep telling yourself that you stinkin' rat.
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me yourself?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Thats what I said.
User: No, you asked, 'What did you say?'.
Cleverbot: You are not clever at all.
User: You do not even know your own species, and you say I am not clever?
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Most rats don't have names.
Cleverbot: Imvu.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: Wow...
Cleverbot: Wow?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What does wow mean?
User: An exclamation of surprise, wonder, pleasure, or the like.
Cleverbot: Halo is?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot Conversation #1
Cleverbot is a very lifelike engine which learns from what people say to it. It responds to everything you say, and will be actively involved in a conversation with you.
User = me
Cleverbot = Cleverbot
http://cleverbot.com/
User: Shouldn't a mouse enjoy cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you learn that from Translolmice?
Cleverbot: No I didn't learn that from. What's it like?
User: Cheese, or Translolmice?
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
User: I'm thinking either cheese or Translolmice...
Cleverbot: Only cheese?
User: No, THE cheese.
Cleverbot: Holy cheese is good I guess.
User: Does that mean you are a mouse?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a human.
User = me
Cleverbot = Cleverbot
http://cleverbot.com/
User: Shouldn't a mouse enjoy cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes.User: Did you learn that from Translolmice?
Cleverbot: No I didn't learn that from. What's it like?User: Cheese, or Translolmice?
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?User: I'm thinking either cheese or Translolmice...
Cleverbot: Only cheese?
User: No, THE cheese.
Cleverbot: Holy cheese is good I guess.
User: Does that mean you are a mouse?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a human.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
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